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The List
(A living document we will be adding to as we remember
the prose he'd say)
Not in order of importance or any order at all!
21. "Oh that's a good'n."
22. "I'm about to throw that damn
thing (computer) right out the window!"
23. "I hated going to any Chinese
restaurant that didn't COMPLETELY
cook their vegetables. They'd try to serve us
them raw vegetables and
me and Mother (his wife Audrey) would walk right out."
24. "Take 4 to 6 aspirin a day and
you'll never get sick." (He did this to the
day he died at 90 years old and I never saw him sick!)
25. "I told Audrey (wife) I
could find that EXACT same dress at Wal-Mart
for a quarter the price. She didn't believe me either until she
followed and
there it was, the same thing without the fancy designer tag no one
is going
to see anyways."
26. "My computer's goin' ape-shit!"
27. When Leann would
be cleaning his house and he'd worry about
her bad back, he would say….”Will you sit
down already?! It’ll all still be here tomorrow!’
28. “It’ll all come
out in the wash.”
29. “Stop worrying
about it.”
30. “If I’ve got it to
lend, I’ve got it to give.”
31. When calling Harv
a dirty old man his reply was: “That’s MISTER dirty
old man to YOU!”
32. When Harv got
“cleaned up” he’d say: “Ain’t I purdy?” and then strut
around like a peacock.
33. “Ahhhh, piss on
it!
34. "What's mine is mine,
and what's yours is urine so call it wee wee."
35. "Shit fire. Save
matches!"
36. "Don't take life too
seriously. You won't make it out alive
anyway."
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